All monsters under $40 are only sold with another purchase, to be mailed together. Thank you!

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I have trust issues around store-bought mugs.

$80.00

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3" tall

Food safe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe.

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I'm just contemplating the mysteries of chai tea.

$80.00

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3.5" tall

Food safe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe.

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Please put hot cocoa in me. Please.

$85.00

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4" tall, 2 5/8" inside diameter

Food safe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe.

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Just give me coffee now and nobody gets hurt!

$80.00

4" tall, 2 5/8" inside diameter

Food safe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe.

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Hey look. Those brownies would go great with coffee.

$80.00

3 3/4" tall, 3" inside diameter

Food safe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe.

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Grouchy prior to coffee.

$85.00

3" tall

Food safe, dishwasher safe, microwave safe.

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I'm going to hold my breath until you clean your ears!

$65.00

2.5" tall

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Yeah, like I'm going to clean that up.

$35.00

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Stoneware ceramic monster.

2.5" tall

Must go with a friend. This monster can only be purchased if you are also buying another monster and they are being mailed together.

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I hate it when you tell me there's no dessert!

$60.00

4"h x 3.5"w

Ceramic hanging wall plaque with vintage wire.

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I knew I shouldn't have ordered the extra spicy.

$60.00

3.5"h x 3.25"w

Ceramic hanging wall plaque with vintage wire.

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Why are all the snacks on the top shelf!?

$60.00

3.5"h x 3"w

Ceramic hanging wall plaque with vintage wire.

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I'm having déjà vu again.

$65.00

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4" tall

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Well I guess I can suffer through the day without chocolate.

$70.00

4.5" tall

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I don't have to explain anything to anybody!

$65.00

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3" tall, 5" with stick and skull

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What do you mean my stick isn't mossy enough!?

$65.00

3" tall, 5" with stick

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I'll trade you this stick for a candy bar.

$65.00

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4" tall

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It's healthy to burp after dinner.

$65.00

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3" tall, 5" with stick

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Would anyone notice if I left with this sweet stick?

$65.00

3" tall not counting stick.

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Just try and get past me!

$65.00

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4" tall

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Mmm, I'm already thinking about the next meal.

$60.00

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3.5" tall

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I'd love you to pet me, but you'd regret it.

$60.00

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3.5" tall

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Throw the ball. Throw the ball. Throw the ball!

$60.00

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4" tall

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Please bake cookies.

$65.00

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5" tall

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Camera Eye (Wood Fired)

$80.00

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6.5" tall

All the monsters that are labeled "Wood Fire" came out of an Anagama kiln firing that recently happened in the woods south of Portland. It's a very involved 5 dayprocess that has only happened twice for my work in the past 20 years.

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